Barely Functioning (And Still Here) – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

This one’s for the people who show up every day with absolutely no idea how they’re still standing. The Barely Functioning (And Still Here) T-shirt is peak Tired & Fed Up humour — understated, painfully relatable, and quietly proud of surviving another day.

Featuring a completely exhausted design that nails modern burnout, this tee is perfect for office workers, parents, shift workers, and anyone running on caffeine, habit, and sheer stubbornness. It doesn’t shout. It sighs — and that’s exactly why it works.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and comfortable enough for long days and even longer weeks. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves adds durability, while the relaxed unisex fit keeps it easy to wear whether you’re at work, on the sofa, or questioning all your life choices.

It’s not motivation.
It’s endurance.

Product Details:

100% ring-spun cotton

Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the centre

Soft, breathable, comfy unisex fit

Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Perfect for survivors, overachievers in survival only, and anyone who’s still here out of pure spite ☕🦥

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!