Dead Tired (But Still Alive) – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Dead Tired (But Still Alive) – Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

This T-shirt perfectly sums up modern existence. The Dead Tired (But Still Alive) tee delivers sharp, understated British humour for anyone who’s completely exhausted yet somehow still showing up. No motivation. No energy. Just survival.

Featuring a hilariously drained design that captures that end-of-battery feeling we all know too well, this shirt is instantly relatable to office workers, night owls, parents, and anyone running on caffeine and hope alone. It’s funny, honest, and wearable — exactly the kind of humour people love to buy.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear, even when your brain has clocked out. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves adds durability, while the relaxed unisex fit makes it an easy everyday favourite.

Not thriving.
Not energetic.
Just… still alive.

Product Details:

100% ring-spun cotton

Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton

Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the centre

Soft, breathable, comfy unisex fit

Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Perfect for caffeine addicts, night owls, and anyone proudly operating on low power ☕🦉

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!